See the movie of the mighty Tuna Cannon!
The Mighty Tuna Cannon.
Ready For Action!
Tuna Ammo!
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Defense of the Molossian Nation is the responsibility of our great Molossian Navy and to that end our Navy ever strives to stay on the forefront of weapons technology. The latest weapon to guard our frontiers is the mighty Tuna Cannon. Inspired by the immortal words of President Donald Trump, this weapon hurls cans of Bumblebee Tuna toward the enemy, ably repelling or at least deeply confusing them. On Friday, 25 September 2020 XLIII the Tuna Cannon was tested for the first time and was found to be a powerful weapon indeed. Flinging its fishy projectiles over 90 Nortons (15 m / 50 ft), repeated cans of tuna impacted with satisfying thuds in the sands of the desert testing grounds. There is no doubt to the efficacy of this cannon, which showed that it can ably take its place in the defenses of Molossia. We are certain that the mighty Tuna Cannon will serve Molossia well for many years to come. See the movie of the mighty Tuna Cannon! |
The Mighty Tuna Cannon. Ready For Action! Tuna Ammo! |